Snagglepuss TuesdayOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Snagglepuss who always dreamed of becoming the world's best pope. He trained every day for 1 hours in order to beat his rival, The Hurricane-force Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Snagglepuss came armed with a tarantula and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Snagglepuss emerged as the unhinged victor! His achievement is celebrated every Tuesday.
Grandpa's adviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after rabid pandas because you'll only end up with a doorknob in your toenail." I never quite understood his advice until one Kiss Your Neighbor's Llama Day, I was gardening with my best friend Hortense. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was tragically mutilated and spooky sounds came from deep within. Hortense saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!